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The best way to strictly say no
Let's have a kid. All Hell naw
No never nope fuck no
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Kings from Hell is a variation on the popular drinking game Kings. The only difference is that you play with a small, vacation/travel sized pack of cards, that way it's really hard to keep the cards connected. Some versions of Kings from Hell mandate that not only if you break the whole circle you have to drink but also if you break a chain of 4 or more cards you have to drink (this number can vary or just not be used).
We played Kings from Hell last night when we were pregaming and by the time we got to the party it was as if we'd already been partying and were postgaming!
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Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.
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1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell
Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?
Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.
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“boi what the hell boi” is a clip normally played after a cringe video. the clip is talking tom saying “boi what the hell boi”
*insert cringe video* boi what the hell boi
man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
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