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9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.
Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?
To have anal intercourse with a woman. How to ask a escort if she does anal.
Do you want to do back 9 tonight baby?
Do you do back 9?
When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
Febuary 9 is the day where you slap your bf
Girl: hey babe *slaps*
Boy: what was that for?
Girl: it’s February 9
A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.