Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.
"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"
An akward comment, that combines the phrase "ur mom" and "thats what he said", but flips the "mom" part to "dad"
usually said by someone who goes by the name katie
Jenn: God I really suck at this
Katie: Thats what ur dad said
Jenn: WTF is that
Monica: I know right (lauging)
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This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally
Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)
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Your dad went to the milk store
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The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...
Hey Billy!
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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