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Mark David Chapman

The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!

Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.

by Sarajane August 2, 2004

308๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Lynch Film

A generally kind of creepy movie packed with metaphors, designed to make you uncomfortable and intrigued. Watching a David Lynch film is a very unique experience. To fully understand the themes and story you usually have to watch the films multiple times. The creative use of representation is reminiscent of the symbolism found in dreams. Genres include neo-noir, murder mystery, surrealistic horror, experimental, and maybe comedy.

Good David Lynch Film: Eraserhead, Elephant man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks season 1 and 2, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, and ALL of his short films. Bad David Lynch Film: Wild at Heart, Dune, Twin Peaks movie(unless you loved the show)

by sstorydude July 8, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


David J. Franco

Extremely skilled composer. He has created the soundtracks for Drawn to Life, Scribblenauts, Super Scribblenauts, and so on.

Have you heard David J. Franco's music? It's very good.

by anonymous200020 February 15, 2022


David Cop-a-feel

The act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion.

"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."

by Burrent February 22, 2012

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Cook

1.) A wanna-be Adam Lambert. He was the "it" thing after American Idol 7, but as soon as Adam hit the scene in Season 8, everyone could care less about him.
2.) A douche who yells a his fans for hanging signs on tour bus. GET OVER IT! Thats what fans do!

Girl- David Cook is sooo dreamy!!
Other girl- You mean the other David from AI7 that wishes his career took off like Adam Lambert's that hates his fans? Whats DREAMY about that?!

by glambert4life June 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


ITW David Speer

1. A high school where each year they take in large amounts of hopeless kids who all either failed their selective enrollment test or didn't bother taking it. They're forced to cope with teachers trying to be in their business.

2. A building that is at least new, but filled with ignorant, pot-head, slutty, egotistical, bitches who all think they'll make it big in this world by doing nothing.

3. A school where the students can only express themselves by the types of socks they fucking wear. Where we don't even have our own privacy. Like we can't even take a shit alone. A school where your only cool if you pass the fitness exam. And where teachers can curse at students.

Maria: What school you go to?
Josh: ITW David Speer

Maria: Iโ€™ll pray for you

by Wack g November 18, 2018


David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019