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Right before cumming, you pull out and splooge in the paml of your hand. then you place your thumb in it, coat it in cum and smeer the same pattern on the girl;s forhead that the monkey did to Simba in the lion king.
This is followed by holding her up by her shoulders on display.
I gave the girl The Lion King and then displayed her to the crowd. everyone cheered
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The king of being a dick, aka the biggest douche you will ever meet. Everything about this dumb motherfucker represents dick like behavior which includes date raping bitches, being on drugs 24/7, selling drugs to kids, being as loud and annoying as fucking possible, acting superior while having an IQ lower than a brick, and bullying anyone who's different and doesn't follow the mindless swarm of drug addicts. He is someone with really high popularity among his school group even though he doesn't deserve the slightest fucking speck of it. However, if he were to suddenly die or get killed, nobody would care because people only hang out with him to look cool and not get bullied. After he drops out of high school or college (if he even gets that far), he'll end up working at the shittiest jobs possible while working for the people he bullied in high school.
King Dick: "YO, I JUST GOT DONE RAPING THESE BITCHES!!!."
Druggie: "Woah, that's so awesome!"
Me: "I fucking hate you."
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Just a straight up midget Bitch who uses books to look smart, total pussy
You see that guy over there? He's a Alex King
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Slang for shit. To "drop a king duke" is to leave a big juicy turd.
Drop a King Duke in wee wheelie, young feller!
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To pack and stack a bong load, or bowl so high it resembles Don King's hairdo.
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A delicious adult beverage, named for its resemblance to the spectacular coif of legendary fight promoter Don King. This delicious beverage is made of a simple spiced rum and coke, topped with two fingers of Guinness. Although its origins are hotly debated, it was brought to Burnaby, British Columbia by a traveling Scotsman in 2007, and rapidly spread its way across the Americas. It has been seen from the most Westerly shores of Vancouver Island, as far east as New Brunswick and has made its way through the United States, even venturing as far South as Costa Rica!
This my friend, is a Don King; God's greatest creation.
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A sexual act in which right after climaxing, the male participant withdraws his penis and proceeds to hit his partner over her head with it, then loudly screaming "KING DEDEDE"
Guy 1: Hey where's Tatiana?
Guy 2: I hit her with the King Dedede last night, she got a concussion.
Guy: Nicccceeee.
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