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Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(

homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)

by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021


Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014


Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

by john bron March 22, 2019


Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more

For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist

by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022


Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019


Human

Human. we are all human.

Dave:hello human
Muko:i am a dog not a human.

by MoldyGHsBiggestFan August 28, 2023


humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things

what are humans???

dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 26, 2021