A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. dumped a 178cm cute guy just for this hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.
You can see her everyday but you just never know what you’re gonna get. She’s a girl who’s extremely difficult to figure out you dk what she wants and she won’t admit it but neither does she. Someone who gets angry over anything and crashes out then says that they don’t have any issues. Just a girl who yk is. Her taste in men has improved and is currently talking to the man of her dreams (Her mum pays him to talk to her)
E: Hannah M is annoyed at me today
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing
HM: Fuck you
HE DIED, HE DIED MAN. GOOD GUY. HE DIED.
"JOKES ON YOU, HES NOT DEAD. ANDY M IS NOT DEAD" -Me Probably
M- dot tattoo is a tattoo competitors choose to get if they want, after they have completed an iron man triathlon in Hawaii. if you get it before you complete the 1500 entry race your a poser
after i completed the iron man i got this sick M- dot tattoo iron man logo
a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
Dylan M:
"why are you guys making me the victim"