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When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.
“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.
When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )
Oh Zomb got mike and iked
Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”
Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”
That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”