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A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
Someone who said lil peep was badand their handsome and amazing friend tried to show him how good peep is but he said its still bad
But as soon as the popular kid declares he likes lil peep , so the guy who said he was bad now listens to him all the time
FAKE: "BOTHER ME TELL ME AWFUL THINGS"
ME: stfu u r a fake lil peep fan
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A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.
I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!
It’s about Jungkook from BTS talking to a speaker called Rebecca. In the kpop fandom called Army, they would say “Rebecca play Fake Love” if you ever feel sad or just feel like it. Then of course actually stream.it.
Army to a non army being rude: awww that’s just sad Rebecca play fake love
To act like you are something so you can, in fact, become that thing.
I had no idea her parents were white trash as she always acted so classy. Fake it till you make it!
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This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.
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a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.
Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.