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Sarcastic phrase; used with the directionally challenged to make them aware of their error.
Doctor: "Raise your left hand."
Drectionally Challenged Guy: (raises right hand)
Doctor: "No, your other left."
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V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.
Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.
To know your shit means you're really knowledgeable about a particular topic or field
Lindsay Lohan: I'm telling you the purity of this meth is 61%
Me: Wow, you really know your shit
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A situation where someone needs to perform a task but the method to complete the task doesn't exist so she has to create the solution herself. It derives from "rolling your own" cigarettes versus buying pre-made cigarettes.
Computer programmer #1: Is there a built-in function to filter the database?
Computer programmer #2: Sorry, man, you're going to have to roll your own.
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To confess,espeasilly when someone has problems.
Come on Edward,spill your guts.I know that something happened to you at school.I recognize it after your face.
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To let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in
Friend: "He hasn't made the first move yet, so I'll have to shoot my shot and slide up into them DMs"
You: "Shoot your shot..?"
Friend: "Yeah, you know talk to him first."
You: "Ohhh, Good luck"
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When someone does not do an adequate job and need to be punished.
LeBron: Kevin gimme your ring
Kevin Love: But I had 14 rebounds
LeBron: Yeah but you ain't had no points gimme your ring
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