Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

Blue nose

A deluded fan of Everton, still thinking that they are a big club and that their last success was last century, usually has a Welsh accent and think that they are the people’s club, when encounted usually very, very bitter.

He’s always angry and bitter cos he’s a blue nose

Booze Nose

When you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking.

Person 1: "Hey, can you had me a tissue. My nose has been super runny today and I can't figure out why."
Person 2: "Did you go out last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Sounds like you got a case of booze nose, bro."

Nose Gagging

Nose gagging is the action of tickling your nose until you sneeze. You can use pepper, a q-tip or basically anything else you can think of that will get you to sneeze. This is usually used if you have an extremely stuffed up nose or if you need to sneeze and you end up not sneezing.

Person 1: “Aaah.. AAAH..!”
*Silence*
Person 1: “GODDAMNIT I NEEDED TO SNEEZE AND I DIDN’T.”
Person 2: “Take a feather and give yourself a quick little nose gag.”
Person 1: “Sure. It usually helps me feel so much better after nose gagging and getting that uncomfortable itch out. Thanks!

Nosed

When a guy has a particularly large nose and a girl sits on his face and the guy's nose acts as a sex toy for the girl's clitoris until she orgasms.

Girl 1: "Jaiden let me sit on his face last night and totally nosed me."
Girl 2: "He does have a pretty big schnoz."