The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight
Stacy: Ew.
In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
When you find human excrement in a public place.
I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.
When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
Cultural work made by Vald Sullyvan with the aim of valuing the Beatmaker Susma Beats.
Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.
I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise