We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔

Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.

Dead Man Talking

A survivor of a suicide attempt.

He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.

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Deep bro talk

Basically real nibba hours

Me and john had a real nibba hour(deep bro talk)

talking like a baby

Talking like a baby - using a soft voice to speak and saying a lot of words wrong

Person 1: heyooo
Person 2: hey, how are you?
Person 1: I good, how is u doin?
Person 2: I’m good, just why are you talking like that?
Person 1: like wot?
Person 2: like dis
Person 1: dats just how I talk
Person 2: ok?

This is how talking like a baby is

no talk me angy

Fuck off, I'm mad

"Dude why aren't you texting me back?"
"no talk me angy"