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alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 13, 2014


thomas thomas toe

hes really annoying and he doesnt want to play anything with his friends.

thomas thomas toe is annoying

by tomas t November 8, 2020


toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022


lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk

he is lack toes and tolerence

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022


Utah Toe Tapper

When you gesture the person in the adjacent bathroom stall / urinal for vigorous anonymous sex.

I hear Larry is the bathroom doing the Utah Toe Tapper.

by Rickey Spanish June 25, 2021


Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2022


german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.

Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.

by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019