When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.
Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?
Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.
Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?
1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
To be a member of or to refer to a group of individuals who own the standard version of the Steyr AUG series of rifles, of which use magazines that have the same color and grid pattern that are reminiscent of a waffle.
Jim: I just got a brand new AUG today!
Steve: Are you Waffle Gang or NATO Gang?
Jim: Waffle Gang rise up!