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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 18, 2023


diabetical year

like sabbatical year, but instead you are going for so many sweets and sugar containing products that you'll get type 2 diabetes.

"Dude, are you gonna eat all these tons of sweets and stuff?"
"Yup, I'm taking a diabetical year!"

by Le Kev November 24, 2016


junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status

Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"

by BnBzx December 16, 2023


Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !

Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already

by confusingashell January 1, 2024


In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023


The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict April 21, 2011


Year 7

year sevens go straight from the top of the school to the bottom. they tend to be noisy little twats who dont understand how annoying they are.

i going to fucking body that stupid little year 7

by 1v1meinmysingingmonsters February 2, 2023