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the war in which man battles the urge to whack off
you look like you went through world war w last night
A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.
I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
Refers to the lone Ecuadorian casualty of the Second World War, stemming from an incident somewhere in the Andes Mountains, where a likely deranged donkey kicked a member of the Ecuadorian army in the gonads, resulting in his unfortunate death. The incident reportedly took place only mere seconds after the second and final atomic bomb was released over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
"Damn... If only he held out for another 10 seconds. Poor muchacho."
"Yo dude did you ever hear about the Ecuadorian Casualty of War? It was a rather unfortunate situation."
The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
A horrible star wars rip-off that uses random scenes from star wars and loops them a bunch and they also have some original scenes that have hilariously bad acting. there is a scene where they literally just add a face on top of random fight scenes in star wars. And the entire thing is crunched into a square aspect ratio,the video quality looks like something from the early 60s even though its from 1982, and the mike quality is even worse. also, the entire thing is in Turkish 10/10 I totally recommend you watch it.
you can watch it on archive.org
Have you seen Turkish star wars? its the best movie ever!
When you take a massive and really, really messy shit. It is the kind of shit that’s similar to World Wars, in that both can be so vile that they often cause permanent damage to, and forever change everything they touch. This is beyond destroying the toilet, it’s nuking the toilet twice like the US did the Japanese.
Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.
Dude I unleashed World War Brown last night on your toilet, I’m so sorry. The stains and smell are likely permanent. I didn’t have a choice after those dried plums and Taco Bell, and now my asshole is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.
We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.