Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.

OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

Oh My Lmao

Oh My Lmao (OML) A word used to describe the most hilarious moments.

It can be used when you cannot find a word for most funny moments in your life or moments with uncontrollable laugh.

Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he just fell of that chair.
Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he sat on a gum.

Uh Oh Stonky

The proper way to express your feelings of somebody making more money than you. The opposite form of “Stonks” which expresses your own profit.

Person 1: Billy is making more money than you.
Person 2: Uh Oh Stonky!

Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....

1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"

Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift