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When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda
Dinky poo:
An idiot who makes many grammatical errors.
Wayne David Penna is a Dinky Poo.
He couldn't write a sentence to save his life.
Argues on facebook and looks like an idiot because his grammatical errors.
When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.
“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”
This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.
Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.
Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"