A unit of measurement that is equivalent to six (6) feet and seven (7) inches in height.
Most Doorways are not even one Big E tall, causing the occasional Big E to hit his head.
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a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.
Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!
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the particular burden of obligation as it pertains to updating Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, blogs, etc.
I have so many blogs, I don't think I'll join Twitter. I have enough e-sponsibility as it is.
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a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.
My e-baby is a stuffed bear I've had forever, which is why my mom never suspects the ectasy inside.
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Similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. Rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. The email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.
Sam: "Sorry for the weird e-mail last night. I kind of e-vomited."
Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."
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Euphemism for the popular online slang term "Epic", a word that is often used in alt-right circles.
"Jerome was grounded by his mom for atleast a month after that incident with his feminist aunt"
"Oh my, really? What did he do?"
"He used the E-Word"
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When an item is too expensive to legally buy due to it being a brand name or trademarked, but available to buy on the internet from another country for a lot less money.
After buying a usually expensive authentic jersey online
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
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