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april 2 is deez nuts day.where you tell your friend a deez nuts joke .
jake : it's april 2 . you know what that means
mary : oh god
jake : deez nu-
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Some one with a two dimensional dick
my friend the told me he had a 2 D.D.
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A North Korean Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, first tested on July 4th, 2006. One out of three tests were sucessful, and sent the world into a stage of nervousness, and North Korea was recently named a State armed with Nuclear Weapons.
A Moderator on the Pandemic Studios Forums
"The North Koreans just got a Taepodong-2 nuke to blow up in the Sea Of Japan, aren't you nervous?"
"My friend Taepodong-2 told me that the contest is ending soon"
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when a girl lays on her back, and the guy inserts his dick into her anal, and sticks his fngers in her vagina. thus it being a two in one hole kind of deal.
"It felt amazing when he gave me 2-par!"
"Man, it wa cool to hear her moan, and be in her twice at once. Whoever thought of 2-par, is kinky"
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When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.
Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.
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This is national crush day this is the day you can take one of your crush hoodies or sweat pants and they can't say no
Girl: hey could you bring me one of your hoodies
Crush: why
Girl: it is march 2
Crush: oh ok i will glad to know you like me
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