c u next tuesday

A fanny, muff, bush etc. Occasionally smells of seafood. Used for penetration. Also an now overused insult for absolute tossers who should be bummed by zoo animals. Some pathetic wankers take offence to the actual word because they're effing lightweights.

Her c u next tuesday smelt like rotten cod.

Or...

Do you wanna get a life, you sad c u next tuesday?

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u wnt sum fuk?

The best meme ever

U WNT SUM FUK?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

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u sdzj6u sz^us

You're bored.

u sdzj6u sz^us

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No U Infinity, Unlimited Reverse

The ultimate god of the No U. No No U or any counter-variant can stop it. It also cannot be blocked or reversed by any infinity card, or any card that sends shit back at someone's dumbass.

Bob: Ur mom's a hoe
Bill: No U
Bob: No U Infinity
Bill: No No U
Bob: No No U Infinity
Bill: (Sarcastically) God Fucking Damn it!!! Fuck you Bob! Imma go kill myself all because of you!!!
Bob: LOL bitch fuck outta here I'm on anatha level.
Bill: SIKE!!! (Pulls out No U Infinity, Unlimited Reverse card)
Bob: Quietly commits suicide.

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Pam's French U-Turn

When a guy blows his load so massive and you can't swallow it so it comes out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BY PAM!!!!!

steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't u just stop?

A page shitposting about Charli XCX, Mitski, Grimes, Arca, etc. It is (basically) the Vietnamese version of ultravioletlove, memesofcharli and c_xeon.
Other aliases: @cantu_juststop; Ｃａｎ’ｔ ｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｔｏｐ？

- Hey have you seen the latest post of "Can't u just stop?"?
- Yeah... They need more recognition!

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u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

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