The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”
something about someone/thing where you notice it and you’re like “well that’s not great” but it’s not exactly a dealbreaker
(think a red flag but not as bad)
Guy 1: My friend Jessica’s orange flag is she teases people but can’t handle being teased back.
Guy 2: Noted.
Drip Drip Daddy Orange Juice Ryan
A person who is entitled because they're bad with money and bought MVP++ on hypixel.
Orange Non: shut up non
A normal person: shut up orange non