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Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.
Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.
Food + Attention + Dating = Foodention Dating.
When your partner agrees to date you when you don't waste food in plate. He/she gives more importance to food and health and believes in the slogan "Food, Fun and Date"
Foodention Dating is popular among health conscious millennials.
A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”
Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate