Dry

When someone has a lot of confidence in doing something that was actually really stupid.
Illogical.; Stupid.; Lacking of substance.

Yo man. I just bought this ganja from that guy in the really tight outfit.

You mean the guy with a police badge on his sleeve?

Uhhh, no.

Ah man, that's dry. I'm out.

Dry

Someone with no personality or social skills who sits in the car after taking a hit of weed pen

Justin is dry as fuck

Dry

When you wake up to low storage and your phone being sufficiently charged

My phone be dry as hell

Dry

Lack thereof.

How's your sex life? Dry as fuck

Dry

boring as hell to talk to; not entertaining

michael is so dry on snap

Dry

To go a period of time without receiving things one wants, due to unavailability or otherwise. May lead to one becoming thirsty.

John: Bruh, I haven't gotten any play in weeks. I'm dry as a bone!
Mark: So, you thirsty then?
John: Naw man, I'm straight.

Dry

Being in a state of drunkenness and highness at the same time. Usually feeling damn good in the process.

Damn bro I'm so Dry I have no idea where I put my car keys!
Man I always feel so good when I'm Dry!