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Dylan is the name of a handsome young man who will grow to have a 12-inch penis. His long wavy brown hair and gorgeous dark brown eyes are sure to catch any girl off guard. He has the thiccest gluteus maximus out there. He has legs of steel and his astonishing abs will shine in the moonlight.
Dylan is so hot
My daddy and the best dad in the world
Hey Dylan, I'll suck your dick for a dollar.
A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Oh look at that Dylan, checking him self out in every mirror
A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Oh look at that Dylan, checking him self out in every mirror
Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.