ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

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Ghost of Shame

When someone ghosts out of shame, usually temporary.
This happens after doing something they swore they wouldn't do, or that they feel guilty about having done.
Can be used among good friends, because friends don't usually permanently ghost, but they do ghost temporarily out of shame.

"Lily went to see her ex yesterday to drop of things and never texted me back..."
"She probably did something wrong and now she's doing the Ghost of Shame."

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Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.

"I went to bed last night and woke up with ghost shit."

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ghost rimmer

Performing a rim-job on a bum-hole that has a sheet of toilet paper stuck to it from an earlier incident.

Dude my GF has a wiping problem, so I ended up giving her a ghost rimmer.

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Ghost Bike

An Electric (EAPC) Bike which has been manufactured above EAPC (Current UK Legal requirements) by exceeding the following:

Its electric motor:

1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph

Thus meaning that the Ghost Bike is illegal as it is over powered and not registered with the DVLA and not displaying a valid registration plate. Meaning you can Ghost Finger with ease when a Gatso speed camera takes your photo.

I love my Ghost Bike, its just a shame the Gang Stalkers abuse it like they have me.

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ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

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ghost nose

when you cum in a girls mouth and it comes out her nose

"I gave Christina a fucking ghost nose he other day and she freaked out"

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