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Male masturbation.. Ya know, jerkin it.
Sometimes, when I'm all alone in my room and no one's watching, I do the happy dance.
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When a female, or a gay man enters into a new relationship, and you don't hear from them for weeks because of the overload of oxytocin flowing through their brains on account of all the sex they are having.
Friend 1: "Have you heard from Jess lately? I haven't seen her for weeks."
Friend 2: "Oh, didn't you hear? She is with a new guy and she is one of those girls who drops off the face of the earth when they start dating someone. I don't even know if it is going well, but one thing is for sure, girl is pickle happy."
Friend 1: "Ahhhhh that explains it."
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Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.
Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.
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Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.
I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal