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Male masturbation.. Ya know, jerkin it.
Sometimes, when I'm all alone in my room and no one's watching, I do the happy dance.
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When a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)
Sally was about to suck Johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since
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Happy Sunrise is where you wake up first thing with a hard on that doesn't go away on its own, and the only way to get rid of it is to jerk yourself off, thus making the start of the day a happy one.
It was a Happy Sunrise this morning my cock got a good work out!
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Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.
Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.
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Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.
I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal