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The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.
The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.
There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
For starters he is very handsome, tall perfect size body and has amazing dreamy eyes.
Next he is very caring, protective, passionate, a deep lover, and also goofy/funny.
He is so romantic and thoughtful.
He is AMAZING in bed, no matter what he's doing! ;)
I love Justin Wayne Doles with all my my heart forever and always.
Will: whats another word for a BJ
Jack: i dont know a backwards justin bieber
Will:what?
Jack: see JB backwards is BJ
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Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.
Oh no! Chuck caught Justin Beiber Syndrome!
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Blonde or light brown , straight and swoopy
it is a phrase or saying or a type of style of hair
Dude you have "justin bieber hair" ; You know the kid with "justin bieber hair"?
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An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)
He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned
it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore
person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"
person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"
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overly gelled LIKE HAIR YOU FAG. former boybander whos bringing sexy back.
"Justin Timberlake. is such a faggot."
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