Luke. At first he's very nice and fragile guy but Luke is good liar, well very good liar, despite him looking good Luke still a liar. Talented liar.
-Do you still see that guy named Luke?
-No, not anymore, he's a liar!
Like, aka, big simp nazi man, is well known in Africa for being the Lord Of Bananas. He often hears the screams of Africans asking ‘a, a, can I please have a banana’
I could really use a fat dried ass banana, I’ll ask Luke big simp nazi
biggest penis in the mf world, slong ding daddy! will shove a tee shirt in your mouth if your being too loud tho
1. luke is so hot
2. i wish he was my bf
3. i’d let him hit anyday
Luke is an absolute idiot, you can’t hang out with him cuz he a 6th grader and plays WoW and is a female repellant
Luke is a funny person, who will make everyone laugh. He is willing to do anything for the person he loves most. He is never afraid to tell people how much he loves them. He has the most beautiful eyes that sparkle when you look into them. He complains a LOT about stupid things. He is always there to listen and make you laugh. He will randomly start singing, but does not have a good voice. In fact, your eardrums will burst when you hear his song. He has really bad music taste, but judges yours even when it's way better than his. He hasn't seen any of the classic movies that most people SHOULD have seen at least once in their life. He needs to watch all of those movies, because he lacks cinematic education. He will stay up late texting the important people to him, and will ruin his sleep schedule if he really cares about you. He often falls asleep randomly and doesn't tell anyone he is going to sleep. He is a very athletic person and super fast when he runs. He will remember the little things about you, even when you forget you told him.
Person 1: "Did you see Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's so fine."
Someone that sounds fun to be around until you’re actually around him. Drops/knocks over anything in reaching distance. He is your best friend but you will question the friendship after he spills something again. Gets girls but has absolutely no game.
Friend 1: I hung out with Luke last night.
Friend 2: how long did it take you to clean up