black ninja

black ninja is the remnants of roaches stuck in a freezer bag. After you take out and smoke all the roaches there is a black substance at the bottom of the bag. This is called black ninja. Because it's black and it kick's your ass like a ninja.

Dude, take out some of that black ninja and sprinkle it on top. It'll get us really high.

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White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

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Dick Ninja

Dick Ninja (n.) - A person who disappears without a trace in such a way or at such a time as to be a real dick.

(v.) - The behavior or action of a dick ninja.

(see also D.N.)

Tom disappeared from his best friend's wedding early to watch a football game - what a dick ninja thing to do. He really Dick Ninja'd his buddy. (or he really DN'd his buddy).

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Fruit Ninja

Gay Asian

Yo Chan Li over there lookin like a fruit ninja lmao

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ninja vanish

When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.

I got laid last night, but i didnt like her so i pulled a ninja vanish.

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grass ninja

A person of Latin decent shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other lawn and/or garden care weapon. Often sighted neighborhoods driving trucks with some form of lawn service sign on them. Commonly used as a racial slur.

Those *amn grass ninja's need to learn english.

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ninja fart

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

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