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Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it
Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom
I was fucking this Japanese girl and shot my cum into her sweet pussy. I withdrew my cock and saw a lovely sight of my cum dripping from her pussy making a Jap Cream Pie
A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.
I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!
A poem made up of quotes by George W. Bush. While Bush didn't actually write the poem itself, all the lines in the poem are actually lines that he has uttered before in speeches.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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A pie between two pieces of bread
I had a Wigan pie last night... boffed everywhere
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The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.
Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?
Woman: yeah baby!
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When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.
Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.
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