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Shiki Shorts

Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!

Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!

by Plushy July 15, 2019


selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014


National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021


High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020


Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 29, 2021


colby ray short

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money

Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god

by RayJJizzle July 3, 2020


“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 21, 2019