Random
Source Code
Random
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”
“Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
The act of masturbation.
Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
For a very short story that cannot be even more short
"...so, short short story, it ends"
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock