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Someone who jerks off in their sleep
Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker
he's DEAD!!!
DEAD YOU IDIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS???
JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE!!
Stimpy: What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren: **definition**
Turning off your notifications and rewatch Teen Wolf for the 7th time.
Mom I'm sleeping close the lights
you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is
a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
A noun that you shout out when you’re uninterested or bored.
“You wanna go on a walk”
Response: “YO I’m SLEEPING !!”
binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM
mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc
sleeping is an action that contributes to the health and wellbeing of a person. steps include: 1. putting your phone down, 2. getting comfy, 3. closing your eyes, and 4. entering sleep. you should give these steps a try next time you are feeling tired (as in right fucking now). go to sleep because I love you and I care about you and sleep > talking to me.
sleep is good and i like sleeping. you should try it sometime.