double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

5👍 4👎

Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'

<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111

32👍 47👎

Jedi, Sock, and Smith

A group of three guys that are assumingly gay (though its just a stupid rumour)

Hey, do you know Jedi, Sock, and Smith?

Yeah, theyre gay.

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

Pink Sock Puppet

1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

© CriZzLvsSkorT

1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."

low sock perk

Something only certified ballers know about. Iykyk 😈

Yo homie Ima score like 15 this weekend, I’m rocking low sock perk.

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again