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When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.
While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.
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A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.
My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!
When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task
Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.
Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!