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A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
last christmas I was toy story drunk
A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.
"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum
I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.
The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.
Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.
A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐
Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑
Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪