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1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
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One of the most devastating roasts ever invented, designed to bring terror upon its victims and end their will to live
Karl: Lmao you suck john
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*
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A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.
Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.
You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-
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A lesbian ritual in which a lesbian dominatrix urinates into an enema bag and then immediately inserts the enema tube into her lesbian slave's anus and releases the full contents of the enema bag into her slave's intestines.
Or, sometimes a funnel is inserted into the slave girl's anus and the lesbian dominatrix urinates directly into her slave's rectum.
In either case, the maximum temperature of the lesbian dominartrix's urine is retained, thereby the name "hot piss enema".
Stephanie has not urinated for 36 hours in preparation for giving Allison her famous lesbian hot piss enema!
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ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)
xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*
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When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
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