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Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob September 14, 2015

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meat heart

A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart

My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.

by gekkman April 18, 2023

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re-meat

(V) To eat meat again. Normally used when referring to a vegetarian joining the ranks of carnivores again.

"I am so sick of Tofu, I need some bacon."

"Dude, time to re-meat"

by aquinn11 March 25, 2010

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Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 2, 2017

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Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012

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scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

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Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 31, 2010

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