The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.
Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.
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A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart
My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.
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(V) To eat meat again. Normally used when referring to a vegetarian joining the ranks of carnivores again.
"I am so sick of Tofu, I need some bacon."
"Dude, time to re-meat"
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Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.
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The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.
My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.
His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.
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also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.
she was chewing on my scrig meat
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Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.
Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!
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