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dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

by stoniebologna November 29, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat a femboy day

Beat a Femboy day is a national holiday that comes after Femboy day, which takes place on July 20th.

Beat a Femboy day takes place on July 20th. You are allowed to beat up any femboy you see and they CANNOT fight back.

Hey bro, it's Beat a Femboy day. Lets go beat up some femboys.

by ChapterActually July 20, 2022

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

by Joey J. G. October 31, 2007

123๐Ÿ‘ 274๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat n beat

Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich

Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat

by Elo February 13, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž