butter crotch

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.

Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.

3👍 3👎

Finger Butter

What's left on your finger(s) after being in the vagina.

-dude smell my finger
-that smells like finger butter

Good job son your becoming a man

3👍 3👎

anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.

I me and madigan just made some anal butter.

17👍 34👎

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

8👍 13👎

duct butter

The shit that pours out of a broads pussy after your done fucking her. A mixture of her pussy juice and your cum

Man, after I finshed fucking this bitch she left Duct Butter all over my back seat.

8👍 13👎

Butter Chin

A very attractive woman, with a particularly big chin.

Oh yeah, she's nice enough, but she's a butterchin. (nice girl, but-her-chin).

8👍 13👎

grundle butter

The left over cum on your dick and the cum that seeps back out of your partners twat after intercourse eventually mixing together and settling in your crotch.

I could have had a fish fry with all that grundle butter.

23👍 50👎