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The legendary M&S sweet that should go down in history.
‘You got any sweets mate?’ ‘Yeah I got some Percy Pigs’
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Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties
The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.
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When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
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A show about an anthropomorphic pig called Peppa who goes on adventures with her family and friends. The show is a huge meme, hence why you might be looking here for someone to define it - or you just want to know what this show is..
Have you seen Peppa Pig mate?
No mate! That show is for kids. Why do you like it anyway?
She's a god though! You just don't stan her! Stream 'My First Album'!
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Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.
Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.
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It’s great with eggs and toast
I had Peppa pig with eggs for breakfast
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A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
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