Person 1: Man that kid is a Ryan Allen
Person 2: Yeah i know smh
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Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
Ryan Meteer is fat
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A queer who always has a really bad haircut. He loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. Ryan gets orgasms when he watches the Tennessee Vols play. He also sends pictures of his dick to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.
Oh, Ryan Medlock is the biggest queer ever!
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Hey look itβs Ryan and Gavin jumping off a bridge
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The single greatest guy to ever live. He will simply make you love him. All woman love him and so do all men.
I wish I could be like Ryan Makela.
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Ryanβs glizz is filled with fizz no fizz = no glizz itβs all fizz
Ryanβs glizz!! That shit got fizz
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A fucking moron who doesn't deserve the job he has because he's too stupid to even know what he is teaching or saying to his students. Ryan Urban shouldn't be allowed to be a science teacher or a teacher in general. All he does is talk about rocks and than gives assignments on space. He is unfit to be a educator.
"Ryan Urban is the worst teacher I have ever had"
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