doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

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Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

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Suck my peen

When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite

Suck my peen dawg

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Suck me beautiful

What Oz from American Pie says to that college chick.

Oz - "Suck me beautiful."
College chick - *Busts out laughing* "What?"
Oz - "Suck me..beautiful?"

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suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

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suck my back

this phrase means fuck you.

hey, you, yeah you, suck my back!

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Suck My Turd

a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do

BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude

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