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When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.
When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.
I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.
The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
I can't believe my ass doesn't hurt after After doing the Tyrer Vesser Surprise.
tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement
Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane
When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!