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A phrase the singer Wesley Willis uses to say something or someone was mean to him.
"He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole"
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An empire that is beginning to arise in Tik Tok which is known for their goal to take over the app using Star Wars LEGO profile pictures.
Johnny: Hey man do you have a Star Wars PFP on Tik Tok?
Jack: Nah I rather Have a hot profile pic of me
Johnny: YOU HAVE MISTAKEN OUR POWER *slices Jack in half with lightsaber*
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Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
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World War III: The world just got plain TIRED of us being asses...
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Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.
Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.
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Greatest racehorse of all time. Ancestor to War Admiral and Secretariat. Said to have died of a broken heart after his handler passed away. Won 21 of his 22 starts. Once won a race by over 100 lengths. The one 'loss' was a second and fault of his jockey at the start.
Book by Walter Farley
Man o' War won 21 of his 22 races.
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Deadliest war in world history.
1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia
1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China
1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland
1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina
1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US
1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America
1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies
1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces
1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
1. This war should never have been fought but Fascist lunatics decided to have some fun
2. France lost the war in 6 weeks though they had Norway, Britain, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg as allies, had more troops, and had more tanks, but fought only Germany because Italy did nothing
3. Poland lost the war in 5 weeks against the combined German-Soviet forces without any help (compare this to France)
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