kursk

a huge shit that blocks up the u bend in a toilet and takes several flushes to go away.

"someones layed an absolute kursk in the shitters"

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KURSK

LARGEST BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN. FOUGHT IN THE SUMMER OF 1943 BETWEEN THE GERMAN WERMACHT AND THE RED ARMY. THE LAST MAJOR OFFENSIVE LAUNCHED BY THE GERMANS, BUT WAS REPULSED BY THE SOVIETS. THE GERMANS MASSED 900,000 SOLDIERS AND 3000 TANKS AGAINST 1,900,000 SOVIETS WITH 6000 TANKS. CASAULTIES: GERMANS 120,000 MEN AND 720 TANKS. THE SOVIETS LOST 300,000 MEN AND 1800 TANKS

THE BATTLE OF KURSK DESTROYED THE ABILITY OF THE WERMACH TO WAGE OFFENSIVE OPERATIONS AGAINST THE SOVIETS IN WORLD WAR TWO

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Kursk

n. A giant wordturd mouldering at the bottom of the pan.

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Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.

"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"

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