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Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and canโ€™t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020


Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021


Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Y.n: Yeah her names Thomas. I know right hot asf.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021


Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024


Thomas

Thomas is a god tier person and he can make zeuz himself shit himself from laughter also he has a 7 inch cock

Hot girl: omg Thomas has such a huge dick

Another hot girl : Ik he blew my back out just last night

by Fatboi22 July 15, 2021


Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like iโ€™m just gonna have to ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ weโ€™re married but he doesnโ€™t know it yet

thomas marry me pls

by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022


Thomas

Thomas is an amazing friend and someone you should always hang on too. Thomas brings comfort and so much laughter to your down days, he can help you through so much when you're at you're all time low. He makes your heart feel warm and whenever he messages you, you can't help but to smile and text back at the speed of light. He can make anyone smile when he walks into a room. Thomas is a strong-minded person and a tuff person, he's not an easy person to knock down and that's one of his best features he has. He's a person you can always count on and he'll always be there for you no matter what. Thomas is also a very handsome man; he has great hair and a nice voice; he gets all the ladies. Thomas is the true ladies' man. He'll give you fun cute nicknames and he'll also make you feel loved. Thomas would be an amazing partner that anyone would love to have, he'd be on the top 5 best partners list. He's very passionate about his hobbies and interests, when he talks about them, he lights up and is so happy to talk about what he likes, it's very cute to watch. Thomas is the best person you will ever meet, he's always so fun to talk too even though some of the conversations are questionable you will always enjoy having him around you. He's a sweetheart that everyone loves and someone you'll always want to hug and hug forever. You can be 100% that he gives the best hugs anyone can ask for. Thank you, Thomas, for everything you've done for me and many others, you truly are the best <3

Thomas will always be the best person and friend and partner anyone could ask for. I love you bb6<33

~FYNNSTER

by FYNNSTER November 27, 2021