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A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."
"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"
"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"
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The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*
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Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.
I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.
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a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
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is a very small penis
That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.
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one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.
dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (
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An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.
My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!
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